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38's - Redneck Woman (Gretchen Wilson cover)
EMBE - Galena IL 3-13-2016
Views: 94 Bob Swanson
Declaration of Independance Redneck version
I was having a conversation with a friend of mine on Facebook, who said that the use of 'Muricah was making Thomas Jefferson roll over in his grave. I disagreed, I thought he probably had a bit of redneck in him, and I wondered what the Declaration of Independance if it were written in modern times by rednecks. If you're offended, please exercise your 1st Amendment right to tell me exactly how offended you are in the comments, and which manner of horrible deaths you wish upon me, but keep in mind; It's all in fun. And please read the original. It's an important part of our history, and one we should never forget. http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/declaration_transcript.html Oh and here's the original text: So, y'all know sometimes shit jus' ain't work. You gotta get out on y'own. Be yer own man, take a stand, and here's why. Welp, makes sense y'really think 'bout it. We all the same onna inside. Men, women, color'ds, e'n gays, s'long s'they don' shove it all up n'yer face n'whutnawt. E'rone just wan' live, do wut they want, be all happy'n shit. I mean f'y'think 'bout it that's wut Gub'ment's for. But look, f'they get to big f'they britches y'gotta r'min' 'em thay work fer us, n'we cn boot they asses out w'n'ere we feel like it, an' exchange 'em like a fish'n po' wut ain' caught no fish, 'm I right? Butcha cain't just go off onna tizzy, jus' start chuckin' folks like eggs th' day af'er Easter. Like shewt, I may not lik't when thay charge six bucks 'month t'haul th'garbage 'way but that ain't no reas'n t'give some counc'lm'n the ol' heave ho, y'knowhutamsayin? Thangs go'be awll like takin'way Nascar bad, n'that happ'n y'all gon' see sum Shee-it hit. The. Fan, no joke like we's goin' nuke yuh ler. THAT'S when y'gotta take up th'sward, n'th cross an' cast them dem'ns the fuhk out, jus' like Jesus lead'n th'charge 'ginst th'dinosaurs. 'n thas why: Th' King'a Engin's goin' down. We gett'n that bitch the fuck outa Dodge bruther. An' like, there's awl kin'a reas'ns, sr'sly we cud be here awl day, no joke but ah'll jus gi'y'd cliffs-notes-vers'n aight? Basic'ly: He's a dick. A great big huge dingleberry on th' oth'rwise flawless shapely ass o'that gorgeous lady - 'Muricah. I mean look, he wants t'make all th'laws from 'bout million miles 'way, won' let nobahdy tell'im he's wrong thinks the sun just shines out his ass. Then he goes'n send his people o'er here sayin' hows we break'n HIS laws when we ain't e'en know wut them laws is. An'lemme tell ya he pays them like they's dig'n gold out our buttcracks, which they kinda is, cuz he won' let us sell our stuff t'nobody but who he wants, an he got troops in t'make sure, an'e don't hardly pay us nothin, then he charges US tax so's we can do it? Shoot, he get us comin' AN' goin' ain'no two ways 'bout it. An'tain like we ain' tried t'talk some sense in'o 'im, hell my cousin went'n tol' one'a his buddies he's like "Dude. You bes' tell your boy we's gon' lay down a whuppin' like you ain't seen since Moses kick'd the CRAP outa all them there 'Gypsies 'for he dump'd the Red Sea on all them Pyrmids, man we's get'n Pocca'lyp'cal up'n here." You know he e'en tried t'git th' Indian's 'gainst us? Oh, oh I'm sorry I meant the Na'v 'Mercans, I wern't bein' to PC, and I should know be'er I got me a cousin who's one eighth Cher'kee on his mother's side, hell i's like I'm prac'ly liv'n in a Tee Pee ain' I? Uh... Whus I sayin'? Oh right the In'ians. And mos' them don' lik'im either jus' think'es fulla crap, but t'be fair they think we are too, which' y'know I can't blame 'em, but th'same time I ain't movin' neither, but I woutn' mind 'f they wan'ed move in th' neighb'hood, they's pre'y decn't folk once y'get past the scalpin' an that ain' happ'n for a while now, uh... Uh, but, uh... Oh, King'a Engl'n. Look we's all just folk here, but we are speakin' for th' People of 'Murica. The U S of Are you freakin' hear'n this? Do - I - need - to - turn - it - up? You's best be gett'n yer li'l ass kissers an' the horse they rode in on out our face, or we's gon' throw down. Aw hell we might jus' do that anyway. Why? 'Cause Freed'm bitches. Tha's why. Whut Whuuuuut?
Views: 336 Bob Swanson
I'm gettin' GTA 5
A slightly obsessive montage.
Views: 113 Bob Swanson
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Lets Play Part 1 Homecoming
With GTA 5 coming soon, I wanted to do a playthrough of it's Grandaddy. No music due to copyright. Using SanAndreas Retextured 3 texture mod, which looks fantastic. Thanks to the mod authors.
Views: 67 Bob Swanson
Let's Play Guild Wars 2 ft.Tonk and Billy Ep 0: Creation
Billy creates his character. Music by Kevin MacLeod, http://incompetech.com/
Views: 57 Bob Swanson
Tonk and Billy play TERA ep 1
Isle of Dawn
Views: 47 Bob Swanson
The 38's - What's Up (4 Non-Blondes cover)
EMBE - Galena IL 3-13-2016
Views: 56 Bob Swanson
Let's Play Guild Wars 2 ft.Tonk and Billy Ep 4: Bla Ba Ha
Just some hearts, and some skill points, with a little help from someone with a very interesting name.
Views: 22 Bob Swanson
Let's Play Guild Wars 2 ft.Tonk and Billy Ep 3: Sticking it to the Inquest
We spend some time making the Inquest sorry.
Views: 7 Bob Swanson
The 38's - Gold on the Ceiling (Black Keys cover)
EMBE - Galena IL 3-13-2016
Views: 29 Bob Swanson
The 38's - I Love Rock n Roll (Joan Jett cover)
EMBE - Galena IL 3-13-2016
Views: 51 Bob Swanson
Let's Play Guild Wars 2 ft.Tonk and Billy Ep 5: Killing Teyo
Short episode this time. But we get some mainline questing done, and kill the stupid Inquest invention stealer! And Grim/Tonk gets a sweet Golem suit to wear. Oh, and we kinda rescue Pol finally.
Views: 39 Bob Swanson
Elder Scrolls: Online
GPU: GeForce GTX 1080 | GeForce GTX 690 x 2 CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-3770K CPU @ 3.50GHz Memory: 16 GB RAM (15.88 GB RAM usable) Current resolution: 3840 x 2160, 60Hz Operating system: Microsoft Windows 10 Pro
Views: 0 Bob Swanson
Let's Play Guild Wars 2 ft.Tonk and Billy Ep 1: Clin and Grimmlin
Tonk and Billy begin their adventure together. Hi-jinks abound.
Views: 36 Bob Swanson
GTA Repo Cinematic test
After several failed YT upload attempts I just decided to screencap the video, hence the UI at the bottom. This is my attempt to make a cinematic version of the bike repo mission with Franklin and Lamar. Let me know how I did.
Views: 30 Bob Swanson
Let's Play Guild Wars 2 ft.Tonk and Billy Ep 2: The Snaff Competition
Grim and Clin compete for the coveted Snaff Award. and the title of Snaff Savant.
Views: 28 Bob Swanson
Dishonored 2 framerate issues
Just a short video to demonstrate the problems with Dishonored 2's horrible framerate. No spoilers.
Views: 509 Bob Swanson
Morning News
#MadeWithMindShow Morning news anchor deals with difficult co-hosts.
Views: 32 Bob Swanson
Writing Practice Vlog #1
Random brain droppings from the day before GTA 5 dropped.
Views: 16 Bob Swanson

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